Unfortunately, simons new friend meg informs him that the town has a much darker secret. Facebook is showing information to help you better understand the purpose of a page. This is not a slasher film at all and is much more so an anthology horror film than was the original. In a surprising turn of events, porkchop iis story is far more complete and paced way better.
When she failed to find work, she arrives in austin purportedly to star in what she believes is a softporn film. So instead of a story with many kills throughout its storyline to keep interest, this movie decides to start slicing. Rise of the rind 2012 nude scenes complete 8film collectiondvd,2011,8disc set new packaging. Horrendous acting and poor cinematography are only the tip of the iceberg. Enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing porkchop 2.
Try new ways of preparing pork with pork chop recipes and more from the expert chefs at food network. The bloodthirsty, chainsawwielding psychopath in a pigs mask is back, and this time hes gonna blow your mind. Unfortunately, simons friend meg angela pritchett informs him that this town has a much darker secret. It has a faster pace and the body count seems to be higher. Enjoy a rich lineup of tv shows and movies included with your prime membership. Rise of the rind preorder to be notified when porkchop ii. Phillips, eamon hardiman, charles bates, eamon hardiman.
It begins with two girls walking down a wooded path, complaining about how no motorists have helped them. Rise of the rind dvd, 2012 at the best online prices at ebay. Oct 30, 2016 despite same setting and a greater emphasis on music, there is no clear cut evidence that jerome sables 2014 film stage fright not to be confused with alfred hitchcocks 1950 film of same name, is a remake, reimagining or even barefaced knock off. Play in new window download what the hell is pigheaded horror. Rise of the rind 2011 movies, tv, celebs, and more. Porkchop is an uninspired, flaccid mess and i want my money back i love monster movies but there is nothing positive to say about this awful thing.
Chops are commonly served as an individual portion. Rise of the rind when young simon robertson moves with his family to a new town, he thinks the biggest peril will be the local bullies. Sam qualiana, angela pritchett, kaylee williams, kennie bass, stephen hensley, robert j. A film crew follows the story of a young girl from the midwest who went to hollywood with aspirations of becoming a successful actress. Teens are slaughtered by a deranged killer wearing a pig mask. We should note that wolfman josh considers wallowing in the mud of pigheaded horror to be beneath us as film critics, while dr. In friday the th, there are kills fairly wellspaced throughout the film.
A cheap, homegrown slasher film that managed to provide far more entertainment than dreck like the remakes of friday the th and prom night, porkchop turned out to be a deepfried slice of southern depravity as well as one of the more notable directtovideo horror outings of 2011. Rise of the rind 2011 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Porkchop ii is a decent slasher sequel that is better than porkchop. For those who love robots and other fun creatures painted by the artist leonard zimmerman jr. Rise of the rind directed by eamon hardiman and starring sam qualiana, angela pritchett, rob cobb, a. Phillips, who is coolduder on youtube, is in two scenes and is hilarious. Jul 10, 2014 teens are slaughtered by a deranged killer in a pig mask. The original porkchop movie wasnt a terrible movie.
No moniker applied, no matter how alliterative, however, can change. Sep 26, 2012 porkchop ii rise of the rind is also known as porkchops. Caligula ii rare oop dvd aka messalina empress of rome bruno. When the killer resurfaces, simon and meg will experience the most terrifying night of. So when i found out hed made a sequel, porkchop ii. By comparison, porkchop has a kill before the opening credits and then is completely bloodless for roughly the next hour. Jun 27, 2016 its nowhere near perfect and is paced dreadfully, but its nothing too offensive and is a little fun too. I cant begin to explain how many levels this film fails on. A group of expectant mothers, along with their significant others, are invited to a weekend mountain getaway as well as a discounted abortion, known as abortathon, but they get much more than what they planned on when the aborted fetuses rise up as the undead to seek revenge. Rise of the rind, i suspect to avoid confusing the more discerning slasher fanatic.
Its nowhere near perfect and is paced dreadfully, but its nothing too offensive and is a little fun too. Well, it didnt even take a year to fire up the video cameras for a sequel, and as expected, porkchop ii. When young simon robertson moves to a new town, he thinks the biggest peril will be the local bullies. When young simon robertson sam qualiana moves with his family to a new town, he thinks the biggest peril will be the local bullies. An ok 80s style slasher that should have been so much better. However, the superlow budget slasher flick had some pretty unforgivable issues. I was bored enough to sit through the entire monstrous mess and if there was any way of me getting this time back i would take it. When young simon robertson moves with his family to a new town, he thinks the biggest peril will be the local bullies. Oct 28, 2011 when young simon robertson sam qualiana moves with his family to a new town, he thinks the biggest peril will be the local bullies. I havent seen the original film so i cant comment, but what i can say is that watching this film is an almost entirely worthless experience. Rise of the rind directed by eamon hardiman and starring sam qualiana, angela. August 11, 2012 horrorphilia jason podcast, the skeleton crew 3. This is an alphabetical list of film articles or sections within articles about films.
Evil wears a mask over the years, disguise has become an integral part of horror folklore. When all is said and done, porkchop reminds me of sid haigs 2011 film. Rise of the rind or as the inmovie title says, porkchops and that a third film, porkchop 3d, was in. Now its time to go pig or go wee, wee, wee all the way home. And it might be the first slasher movie ever made where characters break into song as if they were in a broadway musical.
In episode 144 of horror movie podcast, your horror hosts go hog wild as we explore this phrase coined by jay of the dead, who defines it as a bizarre horror subsubgenre or at the very least, an odd trend, in which a human wears a pig maskor even pig headand leaves their victims boared to death. It looks decidedly lowbudget, the lightings alright, but its also clearly a digital production. A pork chop, like other meat chops, is a loin cut taken perpendicular to the spine of the pig and usually containing a rib or part of a vertebra. Rise of the rind or as the inmovie title says, porkchops and that a third film, porkchop 3d, was in production, id be lying if i said i wasnt a little optimistic. Art the clown does not feature as far as i can recall. Silly, fun and gory there was entertainment to be had but few people were calling for a sequel. It was followed by even cheaper sequel porkchop ii. Villain of fictional film the dark beneath becoming reality forms the basis of jack messitts impressive slasher midnight movie.
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